Rotting My Brain

Heroes- Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

2009-02-23T23:34:00.003-05:00

IMO "mini-Malkovich" just isn't all that intimidating to me - they need a better bad guy.

I don't mean to be a hater but the writing on this show is so frustrating that it makes me want to hurt small animals! Why does it suck so bad?! Why do I watch you ask? Because it has such a great premise and interesting characters and has so much potential but they seem to miss the mark every episode!

What! Do they take script writing lessons from George Lucas? "Blowing up the Death Star was so successful the first time around, let's do it again in ROTJ!" Really?! Did they just do this... instead of Peter,this time it's the dude from Alias and they're copying everything right down to the painting on the floor?!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! This time they better blow some shit up, ya know what I'm sayin'? D.C. better be in flames at the end of this season because if they all come together in the final episode and save they day by each of them getting a cameo shot of using their abilities to stop the bad guy then that it... the puppy gets it!!!

Chuck 2x14

2009-02-23T23:14:00.001-05:00

Sarah's reaction to seeing Chuck "blow up" in the car

As I mentioned last time, they do such a good job in this show of playing out the tension between Chuck and Sarah ... and as I said, I'm just obsessed with Sarah in this show... bloody nose and all :)

Big Love - Keeping it in the family?

2009-02-22T23:28:00.001-05:00

Ginnifer Goodwin as Margene Heffman on HBO's Big Love

Well, I mentioned in a recent post about Big Love stepping beyond polygamy and into the "family" arena with a little bit of bro/sis action... they nipped that in the bud pretty quick but this episode brings the subject right back and gives the Mormon "family fun night" a whole new meaning when Ben professes his love for his "mom" after catching her coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel... on her head :)

Flight of the Concords - Same Girl

2009-02-22T23:21:00.000-05:00

Brahbrah, the lazy eye, epileptic dog lover (the dog is epileptic, not her :)

I love the different New Zealand posters Murry always has in his office

Mel and her "if Bret and Jemaine had a baby" photos

Battlestar Galactica - My frakin' baby... Noooooo!

2009-02-20T23:15:00.002-05:00

Colonel Tigh caught in a frakin' Cylon love triangle ... Question: so if there was a resurrection ship and a baby Cylon died, what would happen?

Chick with guns, ok I'm diggin' that... but where are they going with this?

Terminator ... ?

2009-02-20T23:00:00.001-05:00

Is this a still photo or a video clip from the show? Can't tell the difference, can ya?

I love this show but it's been dragging a bit lately... don't get me wrong, I'm all into the drama but this show is called Terminator (The Sarah Connor...bla bla bla) for a reason... BECAUSE PEOPLE WAS TO SEE TERMINATORS!!! C'mon let's get Cameron back in action doing cool sexy terminator shit! Another week or two without Cameron showing off her bad-ass terminator moves, I'm just gonna break out my Firefly DVD box set every Friday night instead!

The "I'm Obsessed with Sarah Show" aka Chuck

2009-02-16T23:42:00.002-05:00

Andy Richter as an evil spy

Ok, when I call Chuck the "I'm Obsessed with Sarah Show" that could refer to the whole premise of this show but really what I mean is "I'm" obsessed with Sarah... (Yvonne Strahovski) I love that chick! It's one of the only reasons I watch the show.. sure it's a good show and has great characters and all, but Sarah is the reason why I've watched every episodes... so my review of this show is probably going to be more of an unhealthy obsessive tribute to the character of Sarah than to the show itself...

Ahhh yes, Sarah as the suburban housewife....

Zachary Levi plays the character of Chuck perfectly!

....and back to Sarah....

And let's not forget about Ellie (HOT) and Captain Awesome... bother are great characters and wouldn't mind seeing more of them in the show...

...but back to Sarah... they just do such a great job of creating the tension between her and Chuck in this show.

Terminator - It slices, it dices!

2009-02-13T23:31:00.000-05:00

It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries,... get your Terminator today!

The Sarah Connor Chronicles are back on ... good show ... but just an 'ok' episode this week. Interesting to watch but it didn't really do much to move the plot along - you could skip this episode and wouldn't miss anything in the story line that you couldn't have figured out from another episode...

Heroes

2009-02-09T23:56:00.002-05:00

Not much to say.. this show has gotten really weak (well, imo it's been weak since the end of the first season) ... just fun watching Claire getting shot - they should just have a whole episode of her being killed in different ways...

Heroes - Fictional town of Costa Verde, CA revealed...

2009-02-09T23:10:00.001-05:00

The location of the town of Costa Verde where the Bennet family lives was revealed on tonight's episode of Heroes. They showed an aerial view of the town and having lived in Southern California I noticed Catalina Island off the coast on the horizon. Since you can see a golf course on the coast I just did a quick Google Maps search for golf courses along the CA coast parallel with Catalina Island... and voila' ... the fictional town of Costa Verde is Rancho Palos Verdes, CA. ... I'm sure someone saw this on a previous episode and has already posted this info on some website somewhere but this was the first time I paid any attention to it...

Flight of the Concords - The Painting

2009-02-08T23:44:00.005-05:00

You gotta love Mel, the crazed fan, on Flight of the Concords... she just plays the part so brilliantly (at least I hope she's just acting :-)

The Bret and Jemaine painting with the 'shadowing problems around the crotch area'

Big Love

2009-02-08T23:02:00.001-05:00

This show is already pretty wack, being about polygamy and all, ... but during this episode for a second I though, "is the polygamy not taboo enough, are they going to cross over into a bit of 'brotherly-love'..?" Fortunately they've kept that off the table - for now... well I guess technically most of those characters on the compound are all related to each other and mixed together anyway.

Lois is always awesome to watch - she plays such a great crazy-psycho beeyatch!

Battlestar Galactica - Here's to Richard Hatch

2009-02-06T23:15:00.002-05:00

Execution of Tom Zarek and Lt. Felix Gaeta

Well they killed off Richard Hatch this week... it's a bitter-sweet time for BSG fans. It's good to see a show have a clear direction, not compromise and end while it's on top (unlike X-Files and Alias and why Lost has gotten better) but at the same time it sucks that the show is ending. Tonight was a big step towards the end with the execution of Tom Zarek played by Richard Hatch. Hatch was Captain Apollo on the original Battlestar Galactica series in the 70's and who has been keeping the BSG universe alive for the last 30 years. - just thought I'd say "thanks Richard"

Smallville - Doing the "nasty"

2009-02-05T23:46:00.000-05:00

Well, as predicted, Clark and Lana can put her new powers to good use and create earthquakes around Smallville - breaking the bed with a little super hero sex...

Lex - what Darth Vader looks like when playing paintball

Lana getting juiced up on kryptonite which will prevent her from ever being with Clark again - good! Now we can get Lois back on the show and start getting some Erica Durance action!

Lana and Clark making their last kiss a nasty one! ... completely takes you right out of the moment...

Heroes is back...

2009-02-02T23:57:00.002-05:00

Get in if you want to live... didn't the Terminator franchise copyright that line?

This scene was so annoying... every time they cut back and forth between camera angles his staff would be across his shoulders and then down by his side. How could they ef' this up? The guy had one scene and was holding one prop and they couldn't get the continuity correct? ....Aaaaaahhhhh!

Finally, a hero with priorities - Ando hitting up the strip clubs :-)

Lots of decompression going on... everything getting sucked out like a giant vacuum cleaner. I thought decompression only lasted a few seconds...

Battlestar Frakin' Galactica

2009-01-30T23:21:00.003-05:00

Kara is finally getting a bit of screen time... yo that bitch is psycho!
(but in an awesome way!)

Stay behind to allow time for the ship to get away?... doesn't make sense, there was plenty of time for the ship to get away - no need for anybody to stay behind... the captain wanting to go down with the ship maybe?

Smallville - Let's get it on...

2009-01-29T23:52:00.002-05:00

Well, now that Lana can snatch bullets out of the air there's nothing to stop her and Clark from being together ... back to the days when she had powers and they were causing "earthquakes" all over Smallville...

same ol' scene, just a different backdrop... yawn

LOST - S05E03

2009-01-28T23:47:00.002-05:00

With the flaming arrows last week and the claymore mines this week... there must be some budget cuts on the set cuz' they're just thinning down the cast of island extras left and right... reminds me of the old Johny Weismuller Tarzan movies of the 30's and 40's... every movie would have the white man jungle expedition and to carry supplies, they'd bring along a dozen or so African natives that they could use to 'bump off' evey time they encounterd danger along the way... attacked by a lion, eaten by an alligator, fall off a cliff, etc... good stuff!

...and speaking of cast, this episode was a little lite on the main cast - Locke was in it and Sawyer had a couple lines but most of the regulars were missing from this episode - giving some extra time to the secondary characters...

Charles Widmore - Before and After

I love you, I love you too ... Dammit!
Looks like Daniel and Charlotte may have found love a little too late...

Big Love

2009-01-28T04:00:00.004-05:00

Didn't realize the new season of Big Love had started so I just got caught up of the first two episodes tonight...I have to say, that's a pretty impressive TP job they did on Niki's house... as Bill came walking up to her through the toilet paper, it almost looked like the opening credits when they are walking through all the white curtains...

OK, this show is bizarre enough with the compound, the polygamy, the multiple houses and all the kids, etc... but this!?... what kind of neighborhoods have block parties like this?... no place that I've ever lived! Everybody dressed all neat and out in the street having a barbecue in their perfect little neighborhood - it's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen!

Cleaning a bird's ass with a Q-tip... where do the writers come up with some of this stuff?

Funniest part of the episode was when Lois dragged her husband out of the house and as she pulled him out the door he bumped his head on the ground and you could here her laugh...

24 Day 7 - 1pm-2pm

2009-01-26T23:32:00.003-05:00

Chloe and Buchanan to the rescue... they handled that impossible situation nice and neat. How Jack was able to call them undetected, explain the situation and give directions to the construction site was conveniently not explained... and how they were able to get there so quickly and happen to have readily available the medical equipment they would need to bring Agent Walker back to life was also a neat little coincidence.... Hmmmmm

OK, and riddle me this... "stick to her guns" President Allison Taylor is refusing to give in to terrorist demands - I understand the whole idea of giving in just encourages more terrorism but... couldn't they just temporarily "give in" to his demands to appease Colonel Iké Dubaku and then as soon as they find his location and recover the device, move the military back into place? It seems like such an obvious and simple solution that it's bugging me that they haven't even addressed the option and given us a reasonable explanation as to why they don't try it... just seems like such a big plot hole; it's driving me crazy ever time they show the President and advisers arguing...

Well, I was half right in my prediction last week... kind of obvious that something would go wrong with the attempt to kill the President's husband but hey, they did bump off Carly Pope in a rather disturbing way...

Flight of the Concords - Prostituting their Sugarlumps

2009-01-25T23:45:00.004-05:00

OK, so the premise of this episode of Flight of the Concords is that they only own one mug so Bret buys a second mug for $2.79... which leads them to bouncing a check because they were $2.79 short in their checking account, resulting in their electricity being shut off and Brett having to sell his guitar... BUT... if you look at the photo above you can clearly see in the opening credits that not only do they each have their own mug in front of them but there are at least four mugs on the dish rack and one more mug on the table, background left, for a total of seven mugs! AND, none of those mugs match the two used in the episode (below) bringing the total to at least nine mugs owned by Bret and Jemaine! ...I'm sensing they are not being totally honest with us the viewers on this show... they may be trying to pull something over on us for comedic effect... hmmmmmm

"I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back to my sugarlumps..."

"It's a cold night
Beneath the street light
There's a man whose pants are too tight..."

Sugar Lumps

You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute

The Office - Hillary Swank, hot or not?

2009-01-22T23:15:00.002-05:00

So disturbing...

I love Oscars' presentation and argument here... and even better is Jim's reaction (below) at the time and effort they're spending at debating whether Hilary Swank is hot or not... which actually a tough question and something I've wondered myself. She's one of those that can go either way, sometimes I think she's hot and other times, not so much... not so much at all...

Smallville... back to la-la-Lana land...

2009-01-22T23:03:00.002-05:00

Lana is back with a new attitude and haircut...

...just as I was getting used to her being gone and really diggin' the Lois-n-Clark tension that was building ... (she actually came back last episode but I'm just getting caught up on this season of Smallville. I lost interest in the first couple episodes and stopped watching. So the other day I had a mini-marathon and got caught up on the season just in time to watch this weeks episode.)

Ok, so we know Lex is alive but fill me in... if he's in contact with Tess and running things through her - why is he "missing"?

Man, I need to get me some of those video optical eye implants - talk about a great way to keep up with my Facebook status! I'd just stream a live video feed of my day right to my profile...

...and back to the Clark-n-Lana drama....boooooring! It's already been played out so hopefully it won't last long and we can get back to checking out Erica Durance...er... I mean Lois... :-)

Lie to Me - Pilot Episode

2009-01-22T19:41:00.005-05:00

Tim Roth... love this guy - Four Rooms is so underrated, he was brilliant in that movie and he'd be brilliant in this if his character wasn't so F'ING ANNOYING! This show has a cool concept and is supposedly inspired by a real life behavioral scientist who, if he's anything like the show character, must have been beaten to death long ago by his co-workers... OK, I GET IT! You can read people's expressions and body language and can tell if they are lying but please give this character a little bit of depth... he doesn't have to be constantly analyzing every person of every second of every day for us to get the point that he's good...THAT'S JUST ANNOYING!

...and speaking of annoying - I get it that they're trying to make this Dr. Foster character out to be this confident, witty, and charming character with a streak of sexy youthfulness - and the pudding scene was OK (I like pudding and would eat it for breakfast... yeah, I'm wild like that!) but they crossed the line when they tried it again with the cup and straw bit... Mary-Louise Parker from Weeds OWNS the "super-sexy 'older' hot chick sipping a drink through a straw in a carefree playful manner" bit! So don't even try it because you'll never be more than a second-rate!

Kelli Williams, not as sexy with the drinking straw as Mary-Louise Parker

Monica Raymund (above) and Michelle Rodriguez (below)

I'll skip my rant on the "always tells the truth" side-kick guy for another week (didn't he already get his ass 'Terminated' in another show ;-) and move on to the "new on the scene" chick, Monica Raymund, who has got me a bit interested... in her little blue uniform she looked a little bit like Ana Lucia in this weeks episode of Lost (which I watched live and recorded this new Lie show and watched later ).

Which brings me to my final point - they ran the pilot episode of this show up against the season premier of Lost... are you insane! You're competing in a Lost time-slot... literally and figuratively. Are they even attempting to making this show a success? Have they shot more than two episodes? Do they want to fail? ...stay tuned or rather set your DVR cuz' nobody's watching this show in real time...

Five New LOST Revelations!

2009-01-21T23:51:00.003-05:00

LOST writers really advanced the storyline this episode by revealing 5 things we desperately wanted to know:

1. It was revealed, to the dismay of women around the world, that yes, Sawyer has found a shirt.

2. Hurley also found a new shirt which revealed to us that he "hearts" his shih-tzu (and I also learned that it's not spelled "shit-zu")

3. It's been revealed that yes, Sayid does indeed have dark brown eyes (note: we've only been able to confirm the left eye)

4. It's been revealed that when stranded on an island, rubbing sticks together is an inefficient and time consuming method for starting a fire - simply shout the word "fire" and it will appear! (the down side it that it may appear in the form of a flaming arrow in the chest...)

5. And lastly, it was revealed tonight that when in danger (and flaming arrows aren't an option) a flaming hot "Hot Pocket" can be an effective weapon... you just may need to work on your accuracy... cleaning greasy pizza sauce off the wall can be a bitch!

LOST - My life has meaning again!

2009-01-21T23:08:00.001-05:00

Yea! Lost is back on which mean my life has purpose again! Pretty good opening scene with Daniel spying on the DHARMA Initiative...

...so if you missed it, the season opener was about Sawyer having 'lost' his shirt (to the delight of women around the world) and spending the entire episode trying to find another...

...and we found that deep down, Sawyer is a caring guy... who needs a shirt...

(I'm not going to bother giving an insightful review of Lost... there are too many websites out there already doing it way better than I have the time for!)

24 Day 7 - 12pm-1pm

2009-01-19T23:26:00.001-05:00

And the plot thicken even more... another inter-office romance? Can this guy, Sean, be as creepy as he plays the part? It seems too obvious, too easy - I'm still going with my outside bet that his creepy actions and devious stare is misdirection from the writers and that Garofalo is going to be the bad guy on the inside...

...the overly nice "yes sir/sorry sir" bodyguard wasn't a surprise. And the whole crazy, paranoid, conspiracy theory imagining, spouse of the president is another 24 plot device that has already been used... and my guess is that something is going to go wrong with the plans to kill the president's husband... Samantha is going to be suspicious of something and screw it up...

Mini Jack (Agent Walker) has the most diverse acting job of anyone on the show... going from confident agent, to rebellious agent, to pissed-off agent, to scared agent... she's had to go through the whole range. I like her character but if they really do kill her off that would make for an interesting plot twist... how will Jack get out of that one?

...and how many times has 24 used the old "kill somebody to go undercover" plot device? And how many times is the bad guy going to fall for it? Even though they are on a tight time schedule, instead of taking 12 seconds to walk over and make sure she's dead he tells them to go through the time consuming process of burying the body and not checking things out for himself... makes for exciting and suspenseful TV but is just absolutely ridiculous!

Reminds me of days at the beach playing in the sand!

What the Frak?!

2009-01-16T23:05:00.001-05:00

Well, we said "goodbye" tonight to one of my show favorites in an unexpected way. We'll have to watch for Kandyse in other shows... IMDB
I usually like movies and shows that end on a down note like a Greek tragedy but I've been hoping for a little hope, something a little more upbeat. Of course I don't want what happened with Galactica 1980 where they all show up on earth riding rocket motorcycles and cracking cheezy one-liners. But the direction the show is going I don't see how they can end it in anything but misery.

...and speaking of not knowing the direction something is going... what's up with the KFC "Frak Pak"? They do understand that frak = fuck right? So to translate the above ad "KFC proudly salutes BSG ad its fuckin' awesome fans! FUCK PAK SWEEPSTAKES" ... well, I gotta go now so I can enter the frakkin' sweepstakes...

A Frackin' Reminder!

2009-01-16T10:56:00.008-05:00

As I was driving on I81 through motherfrackking Pennsylvania at 3:30 in the frackkin' morning on my way from frackkin' hot Miami to frackkin' cold Boston this morning, I saw this sign and though "Ohhhh frack! The new frackkin' season of Battlestar Galactica starts tonight!" (I know, it's a frakking lousy pic but I took it in the dark, through the windshield of my car while driving 80mph...)

The Office - The Duel

2009-01-15T23:58:00.000-05:00

"...my philosophy is basically this... and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will... Don’t ever, for any reason do anything, to anyone, for any reason... ever... no matter what. No matter where or who, or who you are with... or... or where you are going... or... or where you’ve been... ever... for any reason... whatsoever..." ~ Michael Scott

The duel challenge for Angela

24 Day 7 - 11am-12pm

2009-01-12T23:59:00.002-05:00

Samantha's got a secret
Jack is acting like Jack
Agent Renee is acting like Jack

...it's 24 as usual

24 Day 7 - 10am-11am

2009-01-12T23:33:00.000-05:00

It's "Chloe Classic" vs "New Chloe" in a battle of the nerds!

We got Tony, Buchanan and Chloe back now... it's like a CTU reunion... if we could only resurrect Michelle and President Palmer we'd have a real party going.

Well, I was right about my Tony prediction... he is undercover. Jury is still out about which new nerd is the mole. I'm still going with Garofalo as the inside bad guy... I still think that Sean Hillinger is too obvious to be the villain but I think he would make a good inside man for team Buchanan... we'll see.

24 Day 7 - 9am-10am

2009-01-11T23:59:00.000-05:00

Well, the Jack and Tony relationship got intimate in the second episode, so soon in the season. Is Tony not the main villain this season or is Tony not a villain at all? We'd like to think that like Jack, Tony will always do the right thing. Is he deep under cover trying to expose the governments involvement? .. I guess we'll see...

Ahhh yes, a staple sub-plot to any season of 24... the 'ol inter-office relationship. The overly concerned "are you ok" question was popped...

...and now on to the nerds at the FBI office. Ms. Garofalo has been plaing the nervous character while nerd #2 (forget his name) is playing the sterotypical arrogant nerd. Now if these two turn out to be more critical to the plot, then who would be pulling strings from the inside; the obvious jerk or the scared of her own shadow teckie? Seems like the 'ol character personality bait and switch may be a little too cliche for a show like 24 that tries to be on the cutting edge of shock but they do have a heavy track record for using recurring plot devices ... so as an early prediction I'm putting Ms. Garofalo on the "naughty list."

24 Day 7 - 8am-9am

2009-01-11T23:58:00.001-05:00

We got our villain for this season... Tony is back and this time he's got a score to settle. He's another one of those whisper actors... like Jack, everything he says is in a low raspy whisper voice... I think I'm going to start talking like that and then threaten to stab people in the ear with Bic pens if they don't listen to me.

Janeane Garofalo... who 'da thunk it? I guess she's our Chloe for the season... nervouse, on edge but with that witty sarcastic personality of hers. I thought she was going to turn to the camera and give us all a wink when she said she's a cheerful person who hates sarcasm...

"Jack, you're a dumbass just like my son Eric!"

24: Infomercial... err... Redemption

2009-01-10T10:49:00.001-05:00

Gearing up for the new season of 24 and so I just finally got around to watching 24: Redemption which brings me to the subject of product placement. Subtle placement is expected, hell, we've got products and logos all around us in real life and if they want to make TV shows realistic you expect them to be there but some of the product placement in this show was just downright in-your-face obnoxious! Especially the scenes on the Sprint/Nextel phones and the way they'd hold the phone in unnatural positions right up to the camera lens!

The Decline of AMC

2008-12-28T05:28:00.003-05:00

My discovery of AMC back in the mid-90's led to my discovery of a whole library of movies I had never seen and movie stars I barely knew. I could turn on AMC any hour of the day, any day of the week and knew there would be a movie worth watching and best of all they were shown in their original format, unedited and commercial free!

My list of favorite movies was rapidly changing to include His Girl Friday, All Quiet on the Western Front and All About Eve... I discovered who was ready for her close-up, who coulda been a contender, and why he didn't give a damn... That George Bailey had a 6' rabbit for a friend and was also a politician, a cowboy, and a clown... and it didn't matter if her name was Sabrina, Natasha or Golightly, her smile always had the same affect on me... that was AMC - before it changed.

How did AMC change? Commercials. Those annoying little advertisements changed everything that made AMC great, to what it is now...Another Mediocre Channel... how and why? Well let go through the progression:

It started off with classic movies primarily from the 30's-50's (with a bit of 20's and 60's sprinkled in the mix) that were unedited and uninterrupted.
The first change came when then they started adding commercials between movies...
Then they started adding a block of commercials halfway through the movie...
Now AMC is like any other broadcast station with 5 minutes of commercials every 10 minutes.

But the commercial interruptions aren't the worst part it's the changes that were made to appease the advertisers, changes like:

Editing the movies for content so as to not offend the advertisers... but what about us the viewer? What offends you more, the content in a movie you want to see or the "male enhancement" ads they're feeding you every 10-15 minutes?
Their shift to more full-screen pan and scan movies - especially when their audience is shifting to widescreen TVs... does that make sense?
And the biggest offence? Instead of primarily showing classics from the 30's and 40's they're now showing such "classics" as Steven Seagal's Out for Justice. And who can forget such classics as 2007's Return to House on Haunted Hill or better yet, get out the popcorn and gather 'round for the "classic" movie Survival Island with Jamie Pressly! A movie that reviewers on IMDB gave 2.5 stars... yes, a whole 2.5 stars out of a possible 10!

In the age of home theatres, HD players, and on-demand movies I'd have to say AMC's future is as promising as the movies they're calling the "future of classic!"

Some favorite movie camera shots

2007-12-09T22:42:00.002-05:00

Some of my favorite camera shots and angles

Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo

Alfred Hitchcock was the master of using the camera to create tension and emotion

The Trouble with Harry

Above and below - Cary Grant in North by Northwest

Luc Besson's Léon (The Professional)

Rose McGowan in Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror

"P-51! Cadillac of the sky!"

Steven Spielberg's Empire of the Sun starring Christian Bale long before his gravely voiced Batman days.

Cavemen... Here's to Extinction!

2007-10-04T00:05:00.001-05:00

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! Hot branding irons, ancient water torture, toothpicks under my fingernail, anything... just don't make me watch another episode of this horrid show! In a 15 second commercial it was funny but a TV show? That was the worst 24 minutes of television I've seen in a long time, and I thought K-Ville was bad! I'd rather have the Journeyman take me back to the time cavemen and leave me there then to watch another episode of this show! They just strung one lame stereotype after another and another and just kept it going - there was nothing funny AT ALL in this show...weak, Oh so weak...

The only thing that kept me from gouging my eyes out with a hot poker than to continue watching was Kaitlin Doubleday... very easy on the eyes...

Journeyman S1E2

2007-10-02T23:01:00.000-05:00

So far I really like this show, it's Quantum Leap without the body snatching.

Kevin McKidd, who also played Lucius Vorenus in HBO's Rome (a great show except for the fact that all the ancient Romans spoke with a British accent :-) Plays a character who is sucked randomly through time to help people in the past to make decisions or correct wrongs... not an original idea but so far done well.
Moon Bloodgood's character of Dan's ex who had supposedly died 9 years earlier only to find out that she's still alive and somehow traveling through time herself adds some great curiosity dynamics to the show... where has she been? What does she do? What's her connection? etc... Hopefully the writers give you enough information to keep it interesting but also leave enough mystery to keep it interesting...

This weeks episode sucked Dan back to the cabin of an airplane in the 1970's and they didn't hold back on any 70's stereotype! Sexy stewardesses in mini skirts serving cans of Tab in a smoke filled cabin with "Get Down Tonight" by KC & The Sunshine Band blaring while people drank, talked, and walked around like it was a disco. Little kids playing with toy guns while doctors drank scotch and everybody oblivious to the needs of a pregnant woman in labor...

...and speaking of labor - they just had to so the woman's water breaking all over their feet and the floor (and now I'll share that image with you!) ... ahhhhh!

Prison Break S3E3 - The Faceless Sarah

2007-10-01T23:54:00.000-05:00

Eh, what can I say? Prison Break is Prison Break, it's about as realistic as an old Twilight Zone episode... What I'd like to know is what's up with Sarah? Budget cuts on the show or are they planning some kind of twist? They have yet to show her face. You see her in the photos but every time they've "shown" her and LJ (who have both been kidnapped) you see LJ's face but they never show Sarah. Only the back of her head or her legs - never her face. So are they just using a stand-in for her when shooting the show or are they not showing her face as part of the show's plot... Hmmmmm...

...back of her head when talking to Michael on the phone...

...just her feet and legs when getting into the van... Hmmmmm....

...and this? Well, this is just disturbing...

UPDATE: Ok, so I guess Sarah was let go from the show, It's no secret I just haven't been paying attention. That explains the Cousin IT hair-doo and bad camera angles. It also opens up the possibility that it's Sarah's head in the box at the end of the episode. It's better to kill her off than have a wig as one of the main characters. Too bad really since she was my favorite character, the only one to have some depth to her character other than T-Bag. They could just use cardboard cutouts with one facial expression for everyone else on the show...

Heroes S2E2 - This little piggie went to the market....

2007-10-01T22:10:00.000-05:00

Katie Carr as the independent and bold Irish lass, cleaning Peter's wounds

Much better this week!

This week’s episode started off really weak with 3 bud guys from Ireland beating up Peter for stealing the iPods they wanted to steal… OK, so they find him handcuffed and beaten inside a shipping container and assume he stole the merchandise they’re looking for… where did he hide it, up his ass? This is just an asinine storyline, nobody, even Irish crooks are this stupid! I thought it would be all downhill from there but I was pleasantly surprised, the rest of the episode was great… Suresh in his role as a mole, Peter rediscovering some of his powers with the Irish lass, and everybody’s favorite cheerleader cutting off her own toe… good stuff!

Eriko Tamura looking absolutely kissable while waiting for a kiss from her "hero"

Sad little Hiro, unable to take credit and kiss the "princess"

...and this little piggie went "wee, wee, wee" all the way home!

Claire's toe growing back... nice!

BIONIC BEEEYATCH!

2007-09-27T03:09:00.000-05:00

OK, so I can't fully pass judgment on this show yet but it's not looking good... I'm actually in the middle of watching this as I'm typing this but so far... the whole TV cliche thing where someone is giving something incredible, something most people would pay money to have and she gets pissed about it, think of the alternative. She's in an accident, loses her arms, an eye, both her legs and who knows how bad her other injuries are and she is pissed that not only did they give her prosthetic limbs that not only look good but are bionic! Quit yer bitchin' and enjoy it! Oh, you don't like it you ungrateful little wench? Well, lets take off the shiny new limbs and the special little healing microbes and lets see how you like life then...

I love Katee Sackhoff in Battlestar Galactica and I noticed that according to imdb.com that shes's only in 2 episodes of this show which I hope is true because I want to see her return to Battlestar which is one of the more brilliantly show ever written. I know that they "killed" her off according to BG but there was no visual proof so I'm expecting her to make a comeback.
...oh hey, another BG sighting in this show - Aaron Douglas

Complaint Newsflash ... I'm still in the middle of watching the show and they just did that whole, youngster is pissed off because the adult abandoned them and although everything can be fixed with a simple explanation but for some rease they just can't say it... such BS....

"What do you want from me?"
"Honestly I'm not sure."
Well neither do the viewers! Why is Starbuck beating up Bionic woman #2? We don't know, they don't know, the writers don't even know, I guess they just thought it would make for a cool chick fight scene....

HEROES Premiere

2007-09-27T02:43:00.001-05:00

Hiro's "hero" turns out to be a fast talking English con man - of course I'm sure Hiro will show him the error of his ways and compel him into becoming a better person and becoming the "hero" he's meant to be - why do I say this? Because it's the cliche thing to do and this show has no real imagination...

Heroes is back - yay (I said, very sarcastically) Whay am I not thrilled like the rest of the world , you ask? Because this show SUCKS! The first season started off good... interesting... and then it all went down hill. I bacames so predictable, sooooo lame. Last season I said the if the season finally ends in a lame fight scene where each "hero" gets to chip in to fight the bad guy just as weak excuse for each to show off their "super-power" that I won't watch the show this season... Well I just watched the this seasons premiere... does that mean that I was wrong in my prediction of the first seasons series finally? NO - it just means I'm a liar! The second half of last season and especially the season finally SUCKED BALLS! But out of the great kindness of my heart I thought I'd give this season another look-see and so far IT SUCKS BALLS!!! OK, so at the end of last season we knew that the Petrelli brothers would survive, we knew that Syler survived... of course EVERYBODY SURVIVED! Couldn't they take some kind of chance in their wirting? No I guess not and not only that but the said "screw any kind of suspence" they're so scared that they may loose a viewer if they don't see their favorite character that not only did they not surprise up by bumping anyone of importance off that they brought basically everyone back in the first episode!!! I can't say enough about how weak the writing in this show is... the series started off with a great premise and characters but then they F'd it all up!

Hmmm... they don't usually stick a sexy-chickie-baby like this into a show unless they plan on expanding the character... love interest for Hiro of the reason for the English samurai to change his selfish ways - the way this show plays I see it only going one of these two ways....

K-Ville

2007-09-27T02:28:00.001-05:00

O-MY-GOD! Is it possible to make a show any worse that this? They took the oldest stereotypical TV cop characters and wrapped it around a pretentious and preachy "save New Orleans" premise and then threw in a dash of absolute ridiculousness!

Just a few examples:

Cop pulls a gun on his partner because he know his way around town.
Ex-cop, after two years of absence, suddenly starts popping up abound every corner saving the day and he is able to do this with only the aid of a police radio.
New cop turns out to be an ex con who has a second chance because the prison he was in got flooded and his criminal record got washed away.
Cop discovers his new partners criminal past by going through a stack of old wanted posters!

The cops go around drinking on the job, shiiting at everything in sight, and solving the crimes while at the crime scene with their cliche police chief.

NO TO MENTION... that this show makes New Orleans look more dangerous that a lawless gunslinger town from the Old West. Step into New Orleans and you have a 9/10 chance of dieing within 24 hours... if I was from New Orleans I'd be pretty pissed with this show...

PRISON give-me-a-frickin BREAK

2007-09-27T02:11:00.001-05:00

WHY WHY WHY DO I WATCH THIS SHOW? I've complained from the very beginning and yet I keep watching - WHY? It's so bad, so predictable... the premise and circumstances are so ridiculous that it's laughable... Wentworth commits a crime to get into prison to break his brother out (I son't go back into all the ridiculousness of seasons 1 & 2) and now big bro is out of prison scott-free and little bro is now in a Mexican prison, a Mexican prison that seems to be have every other nationality other than Mexicans. A prison basically with the plot from the movie "No Escape" where the prisoners are the worst of the worst that they are left to fend for themselves. Not only does Mr. Schofield somehow get thrown into this "wort of the worst" prison but so does Bellick, T-Bag, Mahone (you;d think that an ex FBI agent would have some connections ) THEY ALL END UP IN THE SAME PLACE!!! And why is Bellick walking around looking like Quazi Moto put through a blender?

I'm Back

2007-09-27T01:43:00.000-05:00

OK - The new tv season has started and after a year and a half of of absence from posting to this blog I have come back. Not out of boredom but out of necessity... the few series premiers that I've seen so far have been so bad that I have to find some way to vent!!! But this time to make it a bit easier and quicker to keep up with my blogging I won't be doing my own screen captures for every show...

Invasion - The Key

2006-03-15T23:07:00.000-05:00

Excedrin - does that help when you take a bullet to the head? I think I'd like a bullet to the head if I was to have a litter of aliens about to burst out of my stomach…

The Unit - Stress

2006-03-14T23:04:00.000-05:00

Good episode... driving around in Jeeps with guns... took me back to the days of The Rat Patrol (reruns - I wasn't around when it first aired). The action in this show is promising but hopefully they develop the characters better... so far there have been no surprises, every person has acted and reacted to everything in a one dimensional way…

24 - Day 5

2006-03-13T23:01:00.000-05:00

We lost Edgar at the end of the last episode, the Hobbit in this episode and it looks like we may have lost Tony...

The Sopranos

2006-03-12T23:47:00.000-05:00

Sopranos are back! (I didn't get a screen cap so I stole this pic off their website) Great episode and the ending... man!

I just saw Meadow's boyfriend on a Dentyne Fire Mints commercial... is it just me or is this guy freaky lookin'... I mean scary freaky... like Eric Stoltz in Mask with Vinnie Barbarino's hair...

Family Guy

2006-03-12T21:58:00.000-05:00

Alex Baldwin feeding his brothers- Haha

Great Space Coaster

Simpsons

2006-03-12T20:56:00.000-05:00

I noticed the tombstone in the back of the car that Mr. Burns got for a scavenger hunt had the name Frank "Grimey" Grimes on it... he was a one time character that died at the power plant by electrocuting himself while acting like Homer...

Free Ride

2006-03-12T09:58:00.000-05:00

Another show I watched for the first time, Janet Varney who played Megan was pretty cute and the highlight of the show for me but I think she was just a guest star and not a regular... Eh... I'm more a fan of the one hour dramas and tend to be a little more critical of sit-coms ... we'll see...

The War at Home

2006-03-12T09:50:00.000-05:00

I wouldn't mind making it onto that questioner of hers...

Numbers

2006-03-10T23:54:00.000-05:00

Lionel Luther was on Numbers tonight...

Ghost Whisperer

2006-03-10T21:53:00.000-05:00

I think in this scene they were sitting in bed having a serious in-depth discussion about Jennifer Love Hewitt's ample breasts... well, maybe not but that's what I was thinking about...

Invasion

2006-03-08T23:51:00.000-05:00

Well, this week we learned that the aliens are picky and only take you if you're in perfect working order and the kids learned that their mom is an alien - not a butterfly...

The Unit - First Responders (Series Premiere)

2006-03-07T23:05:00.000-05:00

President David Palmer has a new show... this episode was a little cliche andthe characters a bit one dimentional but I really liked Dennis Haysbert in 24 so I'll give this show some time to see how it developes.

Sons & Daughters

2006-03-07T22:46:00.000-05:00

New show - double episode - Would I watch it again? Maybe but I won't go out of my way for it.
This girl is the one in those credit card Rewards commercials where they go skiing in the summer with no snow (Eden Sher)

Showing his "O" face... Hey! It's the dude from Office Space (Greg Pitts)

24 - Day 5

2006-03-06T23:35:00.000-05:00

Nice! Jack captures RoboCop and then shoots his wife in the leg.... and Kim is back! Can 24 get any better than this?... well, yes - Kim can quit her whining and self loathing and follow her true calling of becoming a stripper...

24 - Day 5: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM

2006-02-20T23:44:00.000-05:00

Never make a Hobbit angry… in this picture doesn’t it look like Audrey, in the background, is sticking her tongue out at him?

Daytona 500

2006-02-19T18:52:00.000-05:00

I still don't get the fascination of Nascar... this is all I watched... Bon Jovi came up on stage, acting all full of himself and sang a couple weak songs and then Jay Leno, looking bored, started off the race driving the pace car... and then I changed the channel...

Smallville - Cyborg

2006-02-16T22:47:00.000-05:00

It seems like everyone knows Clark’s secret but Lana… “Hi, I’m Clark and I have superpowers…”

Invasion - The Nest

2006-02-15T23:39:00.000-05:00

Hey, if she wants to go in the water – let her…
He dad told her that she can’t be one of them and when she went in the water at the end and was “rejected” by the alien (or so it seemed) I’m guessing when her dad told her that it wasn’t about giving her permission more that there must be some reason that she is not compatible or able to be converted at this time…

LOST - One Of Them

2006-02-15T22:29:00.000-05:00

Wah wah! My name is Jack and I’m a little girl!” He started off as a pretty good character but has quickly become an unbearable, self- righteous, whining, cry baby… Bring back Shannon and shoot him… at least Maggie Grace was hot!

Great line in tonights episode:
Jack: You shot him with an arrow? Sayid: Do I have a bow?

Another great line:
“Fine, go ahead
Tell everyone the fat guys been hiding ranch dressing
The Fat guy likes to eat
Yeah, I’m fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
You think I don’t know that…
…These people like me” - Hurley

When the counter reaches zero... I think it's a casino slot machine

The Yellow Book Babe

2006-02-13T23:02:00.000-05:00

The hot chick from the Yellow Book commercials... I just had to post these... who is she? Is she in anything else?

UPDATE: I'll have to agree with "knowitall" and go with Gisele Bundchen - the Brazilian Victoria Secret supermodel and girlfriend of Tom Brady, greatest quarterback of all tome who plays for the greatest football team of all time: the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!!!

Day 5: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM

2006-02-13T22:58:00.000-05:00

They released some of the gas but Jack stopped it with few casualties… I’m just waiting for that show that takes a risk and the “hero” doesn’t get there in time and save the day…

Arrested Development

2006-02-10T23:42:00.000-05:00

It’s such a shame that they canceled this show … and they wonder why peole don’t know about it… for it’s finale they showed four back to back episodes on a Friday night (it used to be on Monday’s… and Sundays before that) how are people supposed to know when it’s on? Anyway –Kissin’ Cousins - George-Michael and Maeby got “married” in what they thought was a mock ceremony but ended up being real… which George didn’t mind…

Michael searching for a woman who he thought to be his sister found “Nellie” who, unknown to Michael, wasn’t his sister but a prostitute who he then hired to be a “consultant” at his company… this was so funny and so wrong on so many levels since the actress playing the prostitute he mistook for his sister is Justine Bateman… his sister in real life…

Nurse: “Oh buster, you’re such a pussy…”
Buster: “…When I miss your lips I’ll put a fig in my mouth and think of you”

Referencing a scene from an earlier episode… same actress playing the nurse…

“I’m just not that much into older women…” Michael’s response to Lindsay when she started hitting on him after she found out that she was adopted and that they are not twin brother and sister but that she is three years older than him...

Winter Olympics - Torino 2006

2006-02-10T22:56:00.000-05:00

I'm an Olympics addict... that means that my TV watching time for next couple weeks is going to increase (if that's possiple) because if it's an Olympic sport and it's being broadcast and I'm home... then I'll be watching it... it doesn't matter what sport is on or what country is playing it - I have to watch...

The Office - Valentine's Day

2006-02-09T22:40:00.000-05:00

This show just keeps getting better and better… the look on Michael’s face and his reaction was classic and the look on her face when she realized that the kiss was caught on camera… haha

Smallville - Tomb

2006-02-09T22:39:00.000-05:00

I like this show – I also like how Chloe is admitted into the hospital where everyone thinks she is losing her mind and trying to kill herself but in the end everything is back to normal because everyone find out that there was a rational explanation for her bizarre behavior.. she was possessed by the spirit a dead girl who was trapped in the wall of the Talon who’s spirit was released when struck by lightning during a storm, causing Chloe to slit her wrists and track down the dead girls killer who just so happens to work at the hospital… well, why didn’t you just say so!

Invasion - All God's Creatures

2006-02-08T23:34:00.000-05:00

You find a deformed mutant copy of yourself, created by some sort of alien creature that stole some of your DNA by biting you in the leg… and you put it in your bed and feed it milk and cookies? Ok, maybe it wasn’t milk and cookies but you get the point… whatever this thing was, I’d would be you proof that would allow you to open this mystery up and get some answers but instead they do nothing?!... I don’t get it, they had better come up for some real good reason as to why they did that – just didn’t make any sense… on another note… if I was the one armed man I’d toss my ass back into the lake and hope to grow another arm… seems it’d be worth a try…

Lost - The Long Con

2006-02-08T22:31:00.000-05:00

There’s a new sheriff in town boys! …. Nice! I liked this episode, Sawyer is steppin’ it up a notch and it should be interesting to see how things play out.. It’s the first time we’ve seen Locke really confused and taken by surprise, maybe even a little scared…

Love Monkey - Confidence

2006-02-07T22:26:00.000-05:00

This is the second episode I’ve seen… the first episode I saw (which was actually the second episode) was pretty good, I really enjoyed it… but this week’s episode… I don’t know, maybe I just wasn’t in the mood but I didn’t really care for it, it just seemed too… scripted… Everything in the show seems so cliché in the way it happened. I was hoping for some sort of surprise or originality but every “problem” that arose was worked out in the end exactly as you would have expected and have seen in countless other shows and movies… I’ll give it another chance but right now I’m watching too many shows and I’m just looking for an excuse to stop watching a few and if future episodes continue on like this one … it’ll be and easy one to axe… even if Brandon Walsh is in it!

Surface

2006-02-06T23:22:00.000-05:00

Well, it was the season finale and I’m glad for that… I don’t know why I watch this ridiculous show… the story is weak and has so many holes in the plot, the special effects are cheesy, the southern guy is so one dimensional and the “mutant” kid… is that supposed to be acting? It’s one of the weakest performances I’ve ever seen… this show is one of those programs where people do the opposite of common sense and where situations happen and get out of control that could be easily resolved with simple explanation… I think the only reason I watch this show is because of Lake Bell… ahhh yessss…. Well, at least they brought the two story lines together, lets just wait and see what they do with it…

24 Day 5: 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM

2006-02-06T22:18:00.000-05:00

Jack and Chloe – That’s all that CTU really needs, they can get rid of the rest..
I was kinda disappointed with Jack at one point in this episode thought.. the little Russian girl, even I didn’t need the dramatic music and close-ups to know that she was going to do something stupid and the Jack that I know wouldn’t have let that happen – I think all this squishy “in touch with his emotions” feelings he’s been having due to returning from the dead and seeing ex-girlfriends is affecting his judgment… and what’s up with Kim… when are we going to get to see her.. I don’t mind seeing her as long as they don’t bring her back into the story and get into all kinds of ridiculous situations like seasons 2 and 3…

Grey's Anatomy

2006-02-05T22:39:00.000-05:00

Never seen this show before but it just came on after the Super Bowl and it starts right off with three women in the shower together rubbing each other down with a soapy sponge... I imagine that it has nothing to do with the rest of the show but it's quite the marketing stunt for the millions of guys who just finished watching football...

Bill Cower = Professor Hinkle

2006-02-05T22:31:00.000-05:00

It doesn't matter how many Super Bowl's he wins... he'll always look like Professor Hinkle from Frosty the Snowman...

V for Vendetta

2006-02-05T19:03:00.000-05:00

This is the first real preview I've seen... I've been waiting for this movie for a while - it looks pretty good and the fact that Natalie Portman is in it (shaved head an all) can only make it that much better!

Super Bowl Commercial - Coolest CG Effect

2006-02-05T19:00:00.000-05:00

Well the game and the commercials just started but so far FedEx has the best computer generated special effects....

McDonalds and Rodents

2006-02-05T18:47:00.000-05:00

Now I have no idea what this McDonalds commercial was about... all I saw was Ron sitting on a bench with a giant rodent... is that really the message McDonalds is trying to portray?

O the things you do...

2006-02-05T18:40:00.000-05:00

I've been a fan of Harrison Ford for as long as I can remember and as a kid I loved those wacky Dr Seuss books but what on god's green earth do those two things have to do with football and the Super Bowl? And what's up with Harrison and the gold pirate earrings? And why is he doing football commercials... shouldn't he be on the set of Indy IV? He's not getting any younger ....

My ears are bleeding!

2006-02-05T18:36:00.000-05:00

That was just horrible! Aaron Neville sang at the opening of the Super Bowl... how is it possible that this guy is a famous singer? And what's up with Aretha Franklin? One more donut and that woman is going to pop!

The Good 'ol Days - Super Bowl MVP's

2006-02-05T18:30:00.000-05:00

Ahhh... the good 'ol days of last year and the year before... SuperBowl MVP's Dion Branch and Tom Brady... Well, I guess it's not fair for the rest of the country if the Patriot's are in it every year so I guess it's ok if they take a year off...

Are You Ready For Some Football?!

2006-02-05T17:56:00.000-05:00

Shatner: "You’re not one of those morons that thinks soccer is football?"
Spader: "You mean the rest of the world?"
Shatner: "Yeah, them."

Numbers - The Running Man

2006-02-03T23:48:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I watch this show most of the time but even I don't know why... it's not for the hot chicks, it's not for the story, the acting... I don't know why but I keep watching. Every week this FBI guy has to go to his mathematician brother for help and his brother is always able to sove the case wth an equation... Is there some equation we could use to slove the mystery why this show is getting good ratings and Arrested Development is being cancelled?

Ghost Whisperer - Dead Man's Ridge

2006-02-03T21:40:00.000-05:00

Andrea getting blown around... it wouldn't be a bad thing if along with JLH if they started showing a little more of Aisha Tyler ... alittle more skin that is! Below is probably the best cleavage shot of the episode... kind of dissapointing... I wait all week for this and that's all they give me? If they keep this up what will I have to live for? C'mon people! A fe more low necklines - that's all I'm asking!

The Office - Boys and Girls

2006-02-02T22:31:00.000-05:00

Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse to hang out... One of the guys calles him David Hasselhoff for sportin' the hairy chest... Michael then decides to use the forklift and tears apart the warehouse...

My Name is earl - Something To Live For

2006-02-02T21:16:00.000-05:00

This week guest starred Adam Goldgerg who played a depressed guy who was trying to kill himself. I once watched a short movie directed by and starring Adam called Running with the Bulls... I still don't get it... anyway, one of the real reasons to watch My Nmae is Earl is to watch Jamie Pressly.. she is great! She's teh funniest charater on the show... below is just a fedw of her expressions from just one scene...

Smallville - Vengeance

2006-02-02T21:06:00.000-05:00

Denise Quiñones played the Vigilante in this episode... cuole little things in this episode that eluded to Clark's future... the "avenging angel" changes in a phone booth... Chloe makes a comment that Clark should be a reporter by day and superhero by night and that he sould get a costume like the "avenging angel"...

24 - Day 5

2006-01-30T22:58:00.000-05:00

The new squishy and sentimental Jack? Who would you choose... the busty trailer chick or the snooty one that looks like a Pterodactyl (the bird-like flying dinasour)?

American Dad - Finances with Wolves

2006-01-29T21:10:00.000-05:00

Don't ya just love the controversal racist things that they say on this show? Question... is it racist if there is a shred of truth to it?

Family Guy - Patriot Games

2006-01-29T20:49:00.000-05:00

Peter gets drafted to play for the New England Patriots... and what do we learn from this episode? That Tom Brady doesn't have any "junk"...

Ghost Whisperer - Melinda's First Ghost

2006-01-27T21:45:00.000-05:00

I'm not really sure why Jennifer Love Hewitt was running down a hall in a low cut outfit - but I'm glad she did! This is one of my "guilty pleasures" TV shows that I watch... and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

The Office - The Carpet

2006-01-26T22:37:00.000-05:00

Another great episode... in this one someone left a big nasty "present" on the carpet in Michael's office. So Michael took Jim's desk and moved him o=ver next to the annoying Indian chick, Kelly... so he wasn't near Pam and able to flirt with her throughout the day. So Jim was depressed and felt like Pam forgot about him... untill the end of the day and he checkd his phone messages and found about 5 or 6 messages from Pam... touching

My Name is Earl - Monkeys in Space

2006-01-26T22:32:00.000-05:00

I like this show...it funny but I don't know... I think that becasue every episode is about the list (the whole premise of the show) I'm starting to lose a bit of interest. The brother and Joy are still great though...

Smallville - Reckoning

2006-01-26T21:22:00.000-05:00

Clark tells Lana his secret, takes her to his Fortress of Solitude and asks her to marry him?

Lex sees Clark using his super powers?

Lana is killed in a car crash?

Nope! Of course not! Another one of those episodes where they do all the things you've been waiting five years for but then in the end they're able to reverse everything so that things are back to normal...
... Clarks dad does die in this episode but that's no surprise... everybody knows that his dad dies of a heart attack around the time that Clark is in college so it was only a matter of time before this was going to happen...

Invasion - Redemption

2006-01-25T23:16:00.000-05:00

Well they gave us a lttle history tonight on how Tom and Mariel got together

LOST - Biblical Analogies

2006-01-25T22:11:00.000-05:00

Locke is the devil - Echo is John the Baptist – the baby is the next Messiah… I don’t know where they are going with this show but I hope it’s not going to take a religious turn… that is so unoriginal but they seem to be eluding towards that direction… did Locke make a deal with the devil to get his legs back….?
...and why did he baptize her breasts? ... well other than the whole wet t-shirt thing...

Ghost Whisperer - Undead Comic

2005-12-16T21:37:00.000-05:00

This show is corny but entertaining… I now have it scheduled as a season recording on my DVR. I admit that the main reason I watch the show is because of JLH and her amazing “talents”… This week guest starred Katey Sagal, Elaine Hendrix and Jed Rees and they gave co-star Aisha Tyler a bit more screen time than usual…