My reviews, opinions and comments on the good, the bad, the ugly and the totally tasteless TV programming and movies that I waste my life watching.
Monday, February 20, 2006
24 - Day 5: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Daytona 500
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Invasion - The Nest
He dad told her that she can’t be one of them and when she went in the water at the end and was “rejected” by the alien (or so it seemed) I’m guessing when her dad told her that it wasn’t about giving her permission more that there must be some reason that she is not compatible or able to be converted at this time…
LOST - One Of Them
Great line in tonights episode:
Jack: You shot him with an arrow? Sayid: Do I have a bow?
“Fine, go ahead
Tell everyone the fat guys been hiding ranch dressing
The Fat guy likes to eat
Yeah, I’m fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
You think I don’t know that…
…These people like me” - Hurley
Monday, February 13, 2006
The Yellow Book Babe
UPDATE: I'll have to agree with "knowitall" and go with Gisele Bundchen - the Brazilian Victoria Secret supermodel and girlfriend of Tom Brady, greatest quarterback of all tome who plays for the greatest football team of all time: the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!!!
Day 5: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM
Friday, February 10, 2006
Arrested Development
It’s such a shame that they canceled this show … and they wonder why peole don’t know about it… for it’s finale they showed four back to back episodes on a Friday night (it used to be on Monday’s… and Sundays before that) how are people supposed to know when it’s on? Anyway –
Kissin’ Cousins - George-Michael and Maeby got “married” in what they thought was a mock ceremony but ended up being real… which George didn’t mind…
Michael searching for a woman who he thought to be his sister found “Nellie” who, unknown to Michael, wasn’t his sister but a prostitute who he then hired to be a “consultant” at his company… this was so funny and so wrong on so many levels since the actress playing the prostitute he mistook for his sister is Justine Bateman… his sister in real life…
Nurse: “Oh buster, you’re such a pussy…”
Buster: “…When I miss your lips I’ll put a fig in my mouth and think of you”
Referencing a scene from an earlier episode… same actress playing the nurse…
“I’m just not that much into older women…” Michael’s response to Lindsay when she started hitting on him after she found out that she was adopted and that they are not twin brother and sister but that she is three years older than him...
Buster: “…When I miss your lips I’ll put a fig in my mouth and think of you”
Referencing a scene from an earlier episode… same actress playing the nurse…
Winter Olympics - Torino 2006
Thursday, February 09, 2006
The Office - Valentine's Day
Smallville - Tomb
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Invasion - All God's Creatures
Lost - The Long Con
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Love Monkey - Confidence
Monday, February 06, 2006
Surface
24 Day 5: 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM
I was kinda disappointed with Jack at one point in this episode thought.. the little Russian girl, even I didn’t need the dramatic music and close-ups to know that she was going to do something stupid and the Jack that I know wouldn’t have let that happen – I think all this squishy “in touch with his emotions” feelings he’s been having due to returning from the dead and seeing ex-girlfriends is affecting his judgment… and what’s up with Kim… when are we going to get to see her.. I don’t mind seeing her as long as they don’t bring her back into the story and get into all kinds of ridiculous situations like seasons 2 and 3…
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Grey's Anatomy
Never seen this show before but it just came on after the Super Bowl and it starts right off with three women in the shower together rubbing each other down with a soapy sponge... I imagine that it has nothing to do with the rest of the show but it's quite the marketing stunt for the millions of guys who just finished watching football...
Bill Cower = Professor Hinkle
It doesn't matter how many Super Bowl's he wins... he'll always look like Professor Hinkle from Frosty the Snowman...
V for Vendetta
This is the first real preview I've seen... I've been waiting for this movie for a while - it looks pretty good and the fact that Natalie Portman is in it (shaved head an all) can only make it that much better!
Super Bowl Commercial - Coolest CG Effect
Well the game and the commercials just started but so far FedEx has the best computer generated special effects....
McDonalds and Rodents
Now I have no idea what this McDonalds commercial was about... all I saw was Ron sitting on a bench with a giant rodent... is that really the message McDonalds is trying to portray?
O the things you do...
I've been a fan of Harrison Ford for as long as I can remember and as a kid I loved those wacky Dr Seuss books but what on god's green earth do those two things have to do with football and the Super Bowl? And what's up with Harrison and the gold pirate earrings? And why is he doing football commercials... shouldn't he be on the set of Indy IV? He's not getting any younger ....
My ears are bleeding!
That was just horrible! Aaron Neville sang at the opening of the Super Bowl... how is it possible that this guy is a famous singer? And what's up with Aretha Franklin? One more donut and that woman is going to pop!
The Good 'ol Days - Super Bowl MVP's

Ahhh... the good 'ol days of last year and the year before... SuperBowl MVP's Dion Branch and Tom Brady... Well, I guess it's not fair for the rest of the country if the Patriot's are in it every year so I guess it's ok if they take a year off...
Are You Ready For Some Football?!
Shatner: "You’re not one of those morons that thinks soccer is football?"Spader: "You mean the rest of the world?"
Shatner: "Yeah, them."
Friday, February 03, 2006
Numbers - The Running Man
Ok, so I watch this show most of the time but even I don't know why... it's not for the hot chicks, it's not for the story, the acting... I don't know why but I keep watching. Every week this FBI guy has to go to his mathematician brother for help and his brother is always able to sove the case wth an equation... Is there some equation we could use to slove the mystery why this show is getting good ratings and Arrested Development is being cancelled?
Ghost Whisperer - Dead Man's Ridge
Andrea getting blown around... it wouldn't be a bad thing if along with JLH if they started showing a little more of Aisha Tyler ... alittle more skin that is! Below is probably the best cleavage shot of the episode... kind of dissapointing... I wait all week for this and that's all they give me? If they keep this up what will I have to live for? C'mon people! A fe more low necklines - that's all I'm asking!
Thursday, February 02, 2006
The Office - Boys and Girls
Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse to hang out... One of the guys calles him David Hasselhoff for sportin' the hairy chest... Michael then decides to use the forklift and tears apart the warehouse...
My Name is earl - Something To Live For
This week guest starred Adam Goldgerg who played a depressed guy who was trying to kill himself. I once watched a short movie directed by and starring Adam called Running with the Bulls... I still don't get it... anyway, one of the real reasons to watch My Nmae is Earl is to watch Jamie Pressly.. she is great! She's teh funniest charater on the show... below is just a fedw of her expressions from just one scene...
Smallville - Vengeance
Denise Quiñones played the Vigilante in this episode... cuole little things in this episode that eluded to Clark's future... the "avenging angel" changes in a phone booth... Chloe makes a comment that Clark should be a reporter by day and superhero by night and that he sould get a costume like the "avenging angel"...