Monday, January 12, 2009
24 Day 7 - 10am-11am
Well, I was right about my Tony prediction... he is undercover. Jury is still out about which new nerd is the mole. I'm still going with Garofalo as the inside bad guy... I still think that Sean Hillinger is too obvious to be the villain but I think he would make a good inside man for team Buchanan... we'll see.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
24 Day 7 - 9am-10am
Well, the Jack and Tony relationship got intimate in the second episode, so soon in the season. Is Tony not the main villain this season or is Tony not a villain at all? We'd like to think that like Jack, Tony will always do the right thing. Is he deep under cover trying to expose the governments involvement? .. I guess we'll see...
Ahhh yes, a staple sub-plot to any season of 24... the 'ol inter-office relationship. The overly concerned "are you ok" question was popped...
...and now on to the nerds at the FBI office. Ms. Garofalo has been plaing the nervous character while nerd #2 (forget his name) is playing the sterotypical arrogant nerd. Now if these two turn out to be more critical to the plot, then who would be pulling strings from the inside; the obvious jerk or the scared of her own shadow teckie? Seems like the 'ol character personality bait and switch may be a little too cliche for a show like 24 that tries to be on the cutting edge of shock but they do have a heavy track record for using recurring plot devices ... so as an early prediction I'm putting Ms. Garofalo on the "naughty list."
24 Day 7 - 8am-9am
We got our villain for this season... Tony is back and this time he's got a score to settle. He's another one of those whisper actors... like Jack, everything he says is in a low raspy whisper voice... I think I'm going to start talking like that and then threaten to stab people in the ear with Bic pens if they don't listen to me.
Janeane Garofalo... who 'da thunk it? I guess she's our Chloe for the season... nervouse, on edge but with that witty sarcastic personality of hers. I thought she was going to turn to the camera and give us all a wink when she said she's a cheerful person who hates sarcasm...
Saturday, January 10, 2009
24: Infomercial... err... Redemption
Gearing up for the new season of 24 and so I just finally got around to watching 24: Redemption which brings me to the subject of product placement. Subtle placement is expected, hell, we've got products and logos all around us in real life and if they want to make TV shows realistic you expect them to be there but some of the product placement in this show was just downright in-your-face obnoxious! Especially the scenes on the Sprint/Nextel phones and the way they'd hold the phone in unnatural positions right up to the camera lens!
Sunday, December 28, 2008
The Decline of AMC

My discovery of AMC back in the mid-90's led to my discovery of a whole library of movies I had never seen and movie stars I barely knew. I could turn on AMC any hour of the day, any day of the week and knew there would be a movie worth watching and best of all they were shown in their original format, unedited and commercial free!
My list of favorite movies was rapidly changing to include His Girl Friday, All Quiet on the Western Front and All About Eve... I discovered who was ready for her close-up, who coulda been a contender, and why he didn't give a damn... That George Bailey had a 6' rabbit for a friend and was also a politician, a cowboy, and a clown... and it didn't matter if her name was Sabrina, Natasha or Golightly, her smile always had the same affect on me... that was AMC - before it changed.
How did AMC change? Commercials. Those annoying little advertisements changed everything that made AMC great, to what it is now...Another Mediocre Channel... how and why? Well let go through the progression:
- It started off with classic movies primarily from the 30's-50's (with a bit of 20's and 60's sprinkled in the mix) that were unedited and uninterrupted.
- The first change came when then they started adding commercials between movies...
- Then they started adding a block of commercials halfway through the movie...
- Now AMC is like any other broadcast station with 5 minutes of commercials every 10 minutes.
- Editing the movies for content so as to not offend the advertisers... but what about us the viewer? What offends you more, the content in a movie you want to see or the "male enhancement" ads they're feeding you every 10-15 minutes?
- Their shift to more full-screen pan and scan movies - especially when their audience is shifting to widescreen TVs... does that make sense?
- And the biggest offence? Instead of primarily showing classics from the 30's and 40's they're now showing such "classics" as Steven Seagal's Out for Justice. And who can forget such classics as 2007's Return to House on Haunted Hill or better yet, get out the popcorn and gather 'round for the "classic" movie Survival Island with Jamie Pressly! A movie that reviewers on IMDB gave 2.5 stars... yes, a whole 2.5 stars out of a possible 10!
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Some favorite movie camera shots
Alfred Hitchcock was the master of using the camera to create tension and emotion



Thursday, October 04, 2007
Cavemen... Here's to Extinction!
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! Hot branding irons, ancient water torture, toothpicks under my fingernail, anything... just don't make me watch another episode of this horrid show! In a 15 second commercial it was funny but a TV show? That was the worst 24 minutes of television I've seen in a long time, and I thought K-Ville was bad! I'd rather have the Journeyman take me back to the time cavemen and leave me there then to watch another episode of this show! They just strung one lame stereotype after another and another and just kept it going - there was nothing funny AT ALL in this show...weak, Oh so weak...
The only thing that kept me from gouging my eyes out with a hot poker than to continue watching was Kaitlin Doubleday... very easy on the eyes...
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Journeyman S1E2
Moon Bloodgood's character of Dan's ex who had supposedly died 9 years earlier only to find out that she's still alive and somehow traveling through time herself adds some great curiosity dynamics to the show... where has she been? What does she do? What's her connection? etc... Hopefully the writers give you enough information to keep it interesting but also leave enough mystery to keep it interesting...
This weeks episode sucked Dan back to the cabin of an airplane in the 1970's and they didn't hold back on any 70's stereotype! Sexy stewardesses in mini skirts serving cans of Tab in a smoke filled cabin with "Get Down Tonight" by KC & The Sunshine Band blaring while people drank, talked, and walked around like it was a disco. Little kids playing with toy guns while doctors drank scotch and everybody oblivious to the needs of a pregnant woman in labor...
...and speaking of labor - they just had to so the woman's water breaking all over their feet and the floor (and now I'll share that image with you!) ... ahhhhh!
Monday, October 01, 2007
Prison Break S3E3 - The Faceless Sarah
Eh, what can I say? Prison Break is Prison Break, it's about as realistic as an old Twilight Zone episode... What I'd like to know is what's up with Sarah? Budget cuts on the show or are they planning some kind of twist? They have yet to show her face. You see her in the photos but every time they've "shown" her and LJ (who have both been kidnapped) you see LJ's face but they never show Sarah. Only the back of her head or her legs - never her face. So are they just using a stand-in for her when shooting the show or are they not showing her face as part of the show's plot... Hmmmmm...
...and this? Well, this is just disturbing...Heroes S2E2 - This little piggie went to the market....
Much better this week!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
BIONIC BEEEYATCH!
OK, so I can't fully pass judgment on this show yet but it's not looking good... I'm actually in the middle of watching this as I'm typing this but so far... the whole TV cliche thing where someone is giving something incredible, something most people would pay money to have and she gets pissed about it, think of the alternative. She's in an accident, loses her arms, an eye, both her legs and who knows how bad her other injuries are and she is pissed that not only did they give her prosthetic limbs that not only look good but are bionic! Quit yer bitchin' and enjoy it! Oh, you don't like it you ungrateful little wench? Well, lets take off the shiny new limbs and the special little healing microbes and lets see how you like life then...
I love Katee Sackhoff in Battlestar Galactica and I noticed that according to imdb.com that shes's only in 2 episodes of this show which I hope is true because I want to see her return to Battlestar which is one of the more brilliantly show ever written. I know that they "killed" her off according to BG but there was no visual proof so I'm expecting her to make a comeback.
...oh hey, another BG sighting in this show - Aaron Douglas
Complaint Newsflash ... I'm still in the middle of watching the show and they just did that whole, youngster is pissed off because the adult abandoned them and although everything can be fixed with a simple explanation but for some rease they just can't say it... such BS....
"What do you want from me?"
"Honestly I'm not sure."
Well neither do the viewers! Why is Starbuck beating up Bionic woman #2? We don't know, they don't know, the writers don't even know, I guess they just thought it would make for a cool chick fight scene....
HEROES Premiere
Heroes is back - yay (I said, very sarcastically) Whay am I not thrilled like the rest of the world , you ask? Because this show SUCKS! The first season started off good... interesting... and then it all went down hill. I bacames so predictable, sooooo lame. Last season I said the if the season finally ends in a lame fight scene where each "hero" gets to chip in to fight the bad guy just as weak excuse for each to show off their "super-power" that I won't watch the show this season... Well I just watched the this seasons premiere... does that mean that I was wrong in my prediction of the first seasons series finally? NO - it just means I'm a liar! The second half of last season and especially the season finally SUCKED BALLS! But out of the great kindness of my heart I thought I'd give this season another look-see and so far IT SUCKS BALLS!!! OK, so at the end of last season we knew that the Petrelli brothers would survive, we knew that Syler survived... of course EVERYBODY SURVIVED! Couldn't they take some kind of chance in their wirting? No I guess not and not only that but the said "screw any kind of suspence" they're so scared that they may loose a viewer if they don't see their favorite character that not only did they not surprise up by bumping anyone of importance off that they brought basically everyone back in the first episode!!! I can't say enough about how weak the writing in this show is... the series started off with a great premise and characters but then they F'd it all up!
K-Ville
O-MY-GOD! Is it possible to make a show any worse that this? They took the oldest stereotypical TV cop characters and wrapped it around a pretentious and preachy "save New Orleans" premise and then threw in a dash of absolute ridiculousness!
Just a few examples:
- Cop pulls a gun on his partner because he know his way around town.
- Ex-cop, after two years of absence, suddenly starts popping up abound every corner saving the day and he is able to do this with only the aid of a police radio.
- New cop turns out to be an ex con who has a second chance because the prison he was in got flooded and his criminal record got washed away.
- Cop discovers his new partners criminal past by going through a stack of old wanted posters!
NO TO MENTION... that this show makes New Orleans look more dangerous that a lawless gunslinger town from the Old West. Step into New Orleans and you have a 9/10 chance of dieing within 24 hours... if I was from New Orleans I'd be pretty pissed with this show...
PRISON give-me-a-frickin BREAK
WHY WHY WHY DO I WATCH THIS SHOW? I've complained from the very beginning and yet I keep watching - WHY? It's so bad, so predictable... the premise and circumstances are so ridiculous that it's laughable... Wentworth commits a crime to get into prison to break his brother out (I son't go back into all the ridiculousness of seasons 1 & 2) and now big bro is out of prison scott-free and little bro is now in a Mexican prison, a Mexican prison that seems to be have every other nationality other than Mexicans. A prison basically with the plot from the movie "No Escape" where the prisoners are the worst of the worst that they are left to fend for themselves. Not only does Mr. Schofield somehow get thrown into this "wort of the worst" prison but so does Bellick, T-Bag, Mahone (you;d think that an ex FBI agent would have some connections ) THEY ALL END UP IN THE SAME PLACE!!! And why is Bellick walking around looking like Quazi Moto put through a blender?
I'm Back
OK - The new tv season has started and after a year and a half of of absence from posting to this blog I have come back. Not out of boredom but out of necessity... the few series premiers that I've seen so far have been so bad that I have to find some way to vent!!! But this time to make it a bit easier and quicker to keep up with my blogging I won't be doing my own screen captures for every show...
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Invasion - The Key
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
The Unit - Stress
Monday, March 13, 2006
24 - Day 5
Sunday, March 12, 2006
The Sopranos
I just saw Meadow's boyfriend on a Dentyne Fire Mints commercial... is it just me or is this guy freaky lookin'... I mean scary freaky... like Eric Stoltz in Mask with Vinnie Barbarino's hair...














