Monday, February 20, 2006

24 - Day 5: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Never make a Hobbit angry… in this picture doesn’t it look like Audrey, in the background, is sticking her tongue out at him?

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Daytona 500

I still don't get the fascination of Nascar... this is all I watched... Bon Jovi came up on stage, acting all full of himself and sang a couple weak songs and then Jay Leno, looking bored, started off the race driving the pace car... and then I changed the channel...

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Smallville - Cyborg

It seems like everyone knows Clark’s secret but Lana… “Hi, I’m Clark and I have superpowers…”

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Invasion - The Nest

Hey, if she wants to go in the water – let her…
He dad told her that she can’t be one of them and when she went in the water at the end and was “rejected” by the alien (or so it seemed) I’m guessing when her dad told her that it wasn’t about giving her permission more that there must be some reason that she is not compatible or able to be converted at this time…

LOST - One Of Them

Wah wah! My name is Jack and I’m a little girl!” He started off as a pretty good character but has quickly become an unbearable, self- righteous, whining, cry baby… Bring back Shannon and shoot him… at least Maggie Grace was hot!

Great line in tonights episode:
Jack: You shot him with an arrow? Sayid: Do I have a bow?

Another great line:
“Fine, go ahead
Tell everyone the fat guys been hiding ranch dressing
The Fat guy likes to eat
Yeah, I’m fat
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat
You think I don’t know that…
…These people like me” - Hurley

When the counter reaches zero... I think it's a casino slot machine

Monday, February 13, 2006

The Yellow Book Babe

The hot chick from the Yellow Book commercials... I just had to post these... who is she? Is she in anything else?

UPDATE: I'll have to agree with "knowitall" and go with Gisele Bundchen - the Brazilian Victoria Secret supermodel and girlfriend of Tom Brady, greatest quarterback of all tome who plays for the greatest football team of all time: the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!!!

Day 5: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM

They released some of the gas but Jack stopped it with few casualties… I’m just waiting for that show that takes a risk and the “hero” doesn’t get there in time and save the day…

Friday, February 10, 2006

Arrested Development

It’s such a shame that they canceled this show … and they wonder why peole don’t know about it… for it’s finale they showed four back to back episodes on a Friday night (it used to be on Monday’s… and Sundays before that) how are people supposed to know when it’s on? Anyway –Kissin’ Cousins - George-Michael and Maeby got “married” in what they thought was a mock ceremony but ended up being real… which George didn’t mind…

Michael searching for a woman who he thought to be his sister found “Nellie” who, unknown to Michael, wasn’t his sister but a prostitute who he then hired to be a “consultant” at his company… this was so funny and so wrong on so many levels since the actress playing the prostitute he mistook for his sister is Justine Bateman… his sister in real life…

Nurse: “Oh buster, you’re such a pussy…”
Buster: “…When I miss your lips I’ll put a fig in my mouth and think of you”

Referencing a scene from an earlier episode… same actress playing the nurse…

“I’m just not that much into older women…” Michael’s response to Lindsay when she started hitting on him after she found out that she was adopted and that they are not twin brother and sister but that she is three years older than him...

Winter Olympics - Torino 2006

I'm an Olympics addict... that means that my TV watching time for next couple weeks is going to increase (if that's possiple) because if it's an Olympic sport and it's being broadcast and I'm home... then I'll be watching it... it doesn't matter what sport is on or what country is playing it - I have to watch...

Thursday, February 09, 2006

The Office - Valentine's Day

This show just keeps getting better and better… the look on Michael’s face and his reaction was classic and the look on her face when she realized that the kiss was caught on camera… haha

Smallville - Tomb

I like this show – I also like how Chloe is admitted into the hospital where everyone thinks she is losing her mind and trying to kill herself but in the end everything is back to normal because everyone find out that there was a rational explanation for her bizarre behavior.. she was possessed by the spirit a dead girl who was trapped in the wall of the Talon who’s spirit was released when struck by lightning during a storm, causing Chloe to slit her wrists and track down the dead girls killer who just so happens to work at the hospital… well, why didn’t you just say so!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Invasion - All God's Creatures

You find a deformed mutant copy of yourself, created by some sort of alien creature that stole some of your DNA by biting you in the leg… and you put it in your bed and feed it milk and cookies? Ok, maybe it wasn’t milk and cookies but you get the point… whatever this thing was, I’d would be you proof that would allow you to open this mystery up and get some answers but instead they do nothing?!... I don’t get it, they had better come up for some real good reason as to why they did that – just didn’t make any sense… on another note… if I was the one armed man I’d toss my ass back into the lake and hope to grow another arm… seems it’d be worth a try…

Lost - The Long Con

There’s a new sheriff in town boys! …. Nice! I liked this episode, Sawyer is steppin’ it up a notch and it should be interesting to see how things play out.. It’s the first time we’ve seen Locke really confused and taken by surprise, maybe even a little scared…

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Love Monkey - Confidence

This is the second episode I’ve seen… the first episode I saw (which was actually the second episode) was pretty good, I really enjoyed it… but this week’s episode… I don’t know, maybe I just wasn’t in the mood but I didn’t really care for it, it just seemed too… scripted… Everything in the show seems so cliché in the way it happened. I was hoping for some sort of surprise or originality but every “problem” that arose was worked out in the end exactly as you would have expected and have seen in countless other shows and movies… I’ll give it another chance but right now I’m watching too many shows and I’m just looking for an excuse to stop watching a few and if future episodes continue on like this one … it’ll be and easy one to axe… even if Brandon Walsh is in it!

Monday, February 06, 2006


Well, it was the season finale and I’m glad for that… I don’t know why I watch this ridiculous show… the story is weak and has so many holes in the plot, the special effects are cheesy, the southern guy is so one dimensional and the “mutant” kid… is that supposed to be acting? It’s one of the weakest performances I’ve ever seen… this show is one of those programs where people do the opposite of common sense and where situations happen and get out of control that could be easily resolved with simple explanation… I think the only reason I watch this show is because of Lake Bell… ahhh yessss…. Well, at least they brought the two story lines together, lets just wait and see what they do with it…

24 Day 5: 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM

Jack and Chloe – That’s all that CTU really needs, they can get rid of the rest..
I was kinda disappointed with Jack at one point in this episode thought.. the little Russian girl, even I didn’t need the dramatic music and close-ups to know that she was going to do something stupid and the Jack that I know wouldn’t have let that happen – I think all this squishy “in touch with his emotions” feelings he’s been having due to returning from the dead and seeing ex-girlfriends is affecting his judgment… and what’s up with Kim… when are we going to get to see her.. I don’t mind seeing her as long as they don’t bring her back into the story and get into all kinds of ridiculous situations like seasons 2 and 3…

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Grey's Anatomy

Never seen this show before but it just came on after the Super Bowl and it starts right off with three women in the shower together rubbing each other down with a soapy sponge... I imagine that it has nothing to do with the rest of the show but it's quite the marketing stunt for the millions of guys who just finished watching football...

Bill Cower = Professor Hinkle

It doesn't matter how many Super Bowl's he wins... he'll always look like Professor Hinkle from Frosty the Snowman...

V for Vendetta

This is the first real preview I've seen... I've been waiting for this movie for a while - it looks pretty good and the fact that Natalie Portman is in it (shaved head an all) can only make it that much better!

Super Bowl Commercial - Coolest CG Effect

Well the game and the commercials just started but so far FedEx has the best computer generated special effects....

McDonalds and Rodents

Now I have no idea what this McDonalds commercial was about... all I saw was Ron sitting on a bench with a giant rodent... is that really the message McDonalds is trying to portray?

O the things you do...

I've been a fan of Harrison Ford for as long as I can remember and as a kid I loved those wacky Dr Seuss books but what on god's green earth do those two things have to do with football and the Super Bowl? And what's up with Harrison and the gold pirate earrings? And why is he doing football commercials... shouldn't he be on the set of Indy IV? He's not getting any younger ....

My ears are bleeding!

That was just horrible! Aaron Neville sang at the opening of the Super Bowl... how is it possible that this guy is a famous singer? And what's up with Aretha Franklin? One more donut and that woman is going to pop!

The Good 'ol Days - Super Bowl MVP's

Ahhh... the good 'ol days of last year and the year before... SuperBowl MVP's Dion Branch and Tom Brady... Well, I guess it's not fair for the rest of the country if the Patriot's are in it every year so I guess it's ok if they take a year off...

Are You Ready For Some Football?!

Shatner: "You’re not one of those morons that thinks soccer is football?"
Spader: "You mean the rest of the world?"
Shatner: "Yeah, them."

Friday, February 03, 2006

Numbers - The Running Man

Ok, so I watch this show most of the time but even I don't know why... it's not for the hot chicks, it's not for the story, the acting... I don't know why but I keep watching. Every week this FBI guy has to go to his mathematician brother for help and his brother is always able to sove the case wth an equation... Is there some equation we could use to slove the mystery why this show is getting good ratings and Arrested Development is being cancelled?

Ghost Whisperer - Dead Man's Ridge

Andrea getting blown around... it wouldn't be a bad thing if along with JLH if they started showing a little more of Aisha Tyler ... alittle more skin that is! Below is probably the best cleavage shot of the episode... kind of dissapointing... I wait all week for this and that's all they give me? If they keep this up what will I have to live for? C'mon people! A fe more low necklines - that's all I'm asking!

Thursday, February 02, 2006

The Office - Boys and Girls

Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse to hang out... One of the guys calles him David Hasselhoff for sportin' the hairy chest... Michael then decides to use the forklift and tears apart the warehouse...

My Name is earl - Something To Live For

This week guest starred Adam Goldgerg who played a depressed guy who was trying to kill himself. I once watched a short movie directed by and starring Adam called Running with the Bulls... I still don't get it... anyway, one of the real reasons to watch My Nmae is Earl is to watch Jamie Pressly.. she is great! She's teh funniest charater on the show... below is just a fedw of her expressions from just one scene...

Smallville - Vengeance

Denise Quiñones played the Vigilante in this episode... cuole little things in this episode that eluded to Clark's future... the "avenging angel" changes in a phone booth... Chloe makes a comment that Clark should be a reporter by day and superhero by night and that he sould get a costume like the "avenging angel"...