Smallville - Doing the "nasty"

Well, as predicted, Clark and Lana can put her new powers to good use and create earthquakes around Smallville - breaking the bed with a little super hero sex...

Lex - what Darth Vader looks like when playing paintball

Lana getting juiced up on kryptonite which will prevent her from ever being with Clark again - good! Now we can get Lois back on the show and start getting some Erica Durance action!

Lana and Clark making their last kiss a nasty one! ... completely takes you right out of the moment...

Smallville - Let's get it on...

Well, now that Lana can snatch bullets out of the air there's nothing to stop her and Clark from being together ... back to the days when she had powers and they were causing "earthquakes" all over Smallville...

same ol' scene, just a different backdrop... yawn

Smallville... back to la-la-Lana land...

Lana is back with a new attitude and haircut...

...just as I was getting used to her being gone and really diggin' the Lois-n-Clark tension that was building ... (she actually came back last episode but I'm just getting caught up on this season of Smallville. I lost interest in the first couple episodes and stopped watching. So the other day I had a mini-marathon and got caught up on the season just in time to watch this weeks episode.)

Ok, so we know Lex is alive but fill me in... if he's in contact with Tess and running things through her - why is he "missing"?

Man, I need to get me some of those video optical eye implants - talk about a great way to keep up with my Facebook status! I'd just stream a live video feed of my day right to my profile...

...and back to the Clark-n-Lana drama....boooooring! It's already been played out so hopefully it won't last long and we can get back to checking out Erica Durance...er... I mean Lois... :-)