The War At Home

First time watching this show and probably the last. I’ve always liked Michael Rapaport in movies (True Romance, Beautiful Girls, and …. Well, maybe nothing recent) but I didn’t like him in this show… he does too much talking with the hands and stumbling over his words… it his style and works when he’s playing a sidekick in a movie but a half-hour strait of him in a sit com was just more that I could handle… if it wasn’t for hottie daughter, Kaylee DeFer, I would have changed the channel and seeing her in a tight shirt is the only reason why I’d ever watch the show again…

Simpsons

I just cracked up when at this scene because I jusy did the same thing to a pair of jeans about a week ago... and didn't notice the rip until a cool breeze took me by surprise while I ws at the gas station pumping gas...

Ghost Wisperer

I was very disappointed with the writers of the show this week… they didn’t have JLH changing her shirt or wearing any skimpy outfits… why else would anyone watch this show? DO YOUR JOB! WE WANT BOOBIES!!!

This show is bad… the acting, the writing, the special effects and just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse they showed a dance scene at the end. It lasted only about two seconds but it was some of the cheesiest two seconds of television I’ve ever seen… it was worse than the Elaine dance and they weren’t even trying to be funny! ...Friday night televison sucks! When are new episodes for Sci-Fi Friday coming back?

Invasion

Doing an alligator autopsy

We’ll hopefully the conversation at the end of this weeks episode between Dave and Mariel will jump-start this show… things have been going pretty slowly, we need to start getting some answers and know that at least a couple of the shows characters know what’s going on…

Looks like chicken...

LOST

Thought I post this screenshot to give props to all those other un-named survivors.

The writers of this show are milking every moment… it took three episodes to progress about 30 minutes of island time… Shannon was shot three weeks ago but it wasn’t until the end of this episode that Sayid finally picks her up and carries her back to the camp… but, it’s still a really good show and there were some great moments in this week’s episode. Kate taking care of Sawyer – Rose reuniting with her husband … They kind of F’d up the reuniting of Jin and Sun though… David already saw Sun and told her that Jin was back… you’d thing that she would have followed David to get more info and not have just continued with her gardening and then go on to washing her clothes in the ocean (who washes clothes in salt water anyway?). And the final scene with Jack and Ana-Lucia promises to cause a lot of controversy in coming weeks…

My Name Is Earl

“Jasmine, Savannah… I’d like to talk to you ladies about another kind of pole.”

This weeks episode wasn’t as funny as most but it’s still a whole hell-uv-a-lot-better than most shows out there…

The Office

A little bit of racial humor… thinking that the new computer tech is a terrorist… whatever it takes, this show needs something... I have to say that I like the original British version of this show a lot better… the humor in the American version seems a bit forced. The acting isn’t natural, everyone seems like they’re trying to be funny…

Prison Break - "The Grilled Cheese Episode"

The baddest mo-fo in the prison that’s killed countless people for the mob suddenly develops a conscience when he hears about a kid being killed by someone else… which, of course, causes him to start images of Jesus in the water stains of his prison walls… I see monkeys and men with big chins in the stucco designs of my bathroom ceiling but it’s never driven me crazy… or has it?

And ranking in at about a seven on the Prison Break implausibility meter this week… Michael floods some drainage pipes, sneaks into the pipes and is then able to swim through the drainage, remove the grating, climb into the room, and then drain the water out of the pipes but that isn’t the implausible part for me… for me it’s how does he get back? They don’t show that… they just show him a few minutes later all dried and clothes and sneaking back to the shed that they are rebuilding… ok, I know what you’re going to say… he climbed from the room back down the pipes with the rope… but, that rope was ties to the grate… how did he get the grate back into place if he also had to use it to tie the rope to it? Doesn’t make sense… none of this show makes sense….

Poseidon Adventure (Remake)

"The Man they call Jayne!
Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton

the man they call Jayne...(the rest)"

Oh wait… wrong show… damn!
Please bring back Firefly ... I don't think I can stand seeing Adam Baldwin in another bad made-for-tv movie!

American Dad

Ahhhh… a little brotherly love… nothing like the taboo to try and get ratings… he grabbed and kissed her but notice that it appears to be her that giving him the tongue... Hmmm

Family Guy

The Sand People chior - "They will be back and in greater numbers."
This show is so funny, every week there are at lest three or four scenes that crack me up…

They say all peoples must go thorough some hard times, well we Jews are getting our out of the way early, from here on out it’s gonna be nothin’ but smooth sailing!

Fenway Park.. Being from the Boston area and a Sox fan, I had to post this.

...another one of those great scenes they do from other movies...

Simpsons

“Super stud is here with his small tool…”

Ghost Whisperer

They could make a 24 hour Jennifer Love Hewitt channel and I don’t think I could ever get bored… I mean with “talent” like that what red-blooded guy wouldn’t watch? The writers for this show have the easiest job … they could write any kind of crap as long as it occasionally involves Jennifer changing her shirt… my only advice - BRIGHTER LIGHTING!

Alias - "Fait Accompli"

Who really cares about the plot of this show when you can turn it into a vicious drinking game? Yes, I’m still harping about the whole earpiece thing they have going… these super spy-agents definitely need to get some new radios because putting your hand to your ear and talking to yourself is going to get somebody killed… it’s not very sneaky.

Smallville - Solitude

Lex may not want advice from a “muffin peddling college drop-out” but I’ll take some … tell me… How does a muffin peddling college drop-out afford a nice apartment and a brand new “Redfire Metallic Ford Fusion”? How long before she wrecks that car and has another brand new car… one… two more episodes

Superman - Summer 2006

We’ll have to see but I’m not holding my breath for this one… As far as superhero movies go, Spiderman (specifically #2) has cornered the market for me and Batman wasn’t too shabby and Sin City neared perfection when representing comic books… I don’t know where Superman plans on making its niche but there’s not much room for error and with that costume they’re already behind in the count…

Invasion - "The Cradle"

They started to reveal a little more in this episode but things are still moving real slow… the only thing I found interesting was that the psycho, alien, baby abandoning, mother-in-law killing, guest star on this weeks episode was someone I recognized from an Excedrin commercial (Elisabeth Moss) … I guess I’m not the only one who gets a headache from this show…

...she's a busy lady - I also just saw her in this Secret deoderant commercial...24 hours? ... I haven't showered in two weeks!

LOST - "The Other 48 Days"

This week was about the other side of the island… lets just say I would not have wanted to have been in the tail section of Oceanic Flight 815! They have got some problems and anger issues… just look at that picture… someone definitely packed their angry eyes for this trip… And what’s with Michelle Rodriguez? If she’s not shooting somebody she’s pokin’em with a stick…

Anybody for a "human-kabob"?

That 70's Show - Bruce Willis

C’mon not even a little bit awkward? You attend the wedding of a 27 year old guy marrying your 42 year old ex-wife and becoming daddy #2 for your three kids … you then guest star on his TV show? Either Bruce Willis is the kindest, most understanding and compassionate person ever – or – he has some sort of sick sense of humor and is planning the biggest “punk” on Ashton Kutcher that the world has ever seen…

STACKED ...Oh! I get it!

What can I say? Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy grabbing each others boobs… there was only one reason why I watched the show this week (well, actually four reasons) and for me to keep watching the writers are gonna have to up the ante on the stunts and keep the Playmates coming… with the exception of Doc Brown (and the obvious), the rest of this show sucks…