Prison "Give Me A" Break

This show is so unrealistic, far-fetched, and has more holes in it than my underwear but for some reason I keep watching… the whole tattoo thing, although a unique concept, is absolutely ridiculous! He’s supposed to be brilliant enough to plan and execute this amazing escape plan, yet he needs a tattoo of a deck of cards the length of his forearm just to remember a phone number! … Who’s ever heard of a “one of diamonds”? I could go on and on about the ridiculousness of this show but I’ll just wait until next week…and the week after…and… (because I'll still be watching it next week... and the week after.. and...)